My Sure-Fire Ways to Celebrate the Market Rally (if it doesn't fade)

One possible method of celebrating

I have several suggestions for people interested in celebrating today's rally (if it doesn't fade):

1. Dive into a box of See's chocolates. Approximately three pieces left of the two-pound box I mentioned last week. (See conflict of interest disclaimer.)


2. Have a good laugh. Read Patrick Byrne's latest lie. (New link!) Or read Overstock.com resident stalker Judd Bagley's latest excuse for his "Omuse" make-work project.

3. Say to yourself, "Happy me. I almost sold my New Century Financial shares yesterday."

4. If you're a NovaStar Financial shareholder, say to yourself, "Happy me!" Say it again. "Happy me!" Say it again.

5. The NovaStar shareholder quoted in #4 is on heroin.


Yet another

Earlier post: My Sure-Fire Cures For the Market Blues.

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