Get Out Your Cameras

I'm told that the SEC will be having a photo opportunity at 12:45 today for its newly confirmed members, sitting alongside their esteemed chairman Chris Cox.

I wonder if limp soba noodles will be handed out to the commissioners at this Media Event, which they can use in the future to lash securities offenders snared in their net.

The photo shoot will take place against a backdrop of a revolving door, to symbolize how the SEC is a fine training ground for lawyers representing tomorrow's generation of white collar thieves.

Seeing eye dogs will be provided for the media in attendance, in compliance with Christopher Byron's description of the media as "seeing eye dogs" for our deaf-dumb-and-blind regulators.

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