Now That We're in a Depression. . .

.... I say, make the most of it.

Bring back the fedora!



For sale here (and at a reasonable price, in keeping with the times).

"This fedora is crushable a wool felt fedora hat (they keep their great shape). You can snap the brim up or down. These fedoras come in black or grey, have a classic grosgrain band, and are water repellent."

401(k) got you down? Don't fret. Office1000.com has bulk pencils for sale. Cheap! Get out on the street and start selling them before your neighborhood is oversaturated. And that crush- and water-proof fedora will keep the rain off while you're selling your pencils (note the guy at right).

Above all, keep your sunny side up. Always let a smile be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day.

© 2008 Gary Weiss. All rights reserved.